The Principality of Real Fuadkece is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 621 million Fuadeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Strassj. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Real Fuadkecean economy, worth 17.9 trillion Rel Bobux C types a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 28,765 Rel Bobux C types, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Real Fuadkecean officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, the government has been criticized for giving away Real Fuadkece's territory to anyone who claims it, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Real Fuadkece's national animal is the Robobuxman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Real Fuadkece is ranked 211,225^th in the world and 7,173^rd in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.